1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:10,802 [MUSIC - JACK JONES, "LOVE BOAT THEME"] 2 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:19,269 [SINGING] Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:27,110 Come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:35,744 And love, life's sweetest reward. 5 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:43,918 Let it flow, it floats back to you. 6 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:51,885 The Love Boat, soon we'll be making another run. 7 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:59,809 The Love Boat, promises something for everyone. 8 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:04,189 Set a course for adventure your mind on a new romance. 9 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:15,825 And love, won't hurt anymore. 10 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:23,666 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 11 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,751 It's love. 12 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,090 Welcome aboard, it's love. 13 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,684 [music playing] 14 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,332 Hello. 15 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,377 I'm Annette Henshaw, and this is my daughter Susie. 16 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,587 Um, is there an information desk? 17 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,588 Well, that's my department. 18 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,215 I'm Judy McCoy, the cruise director. 19 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,216 Well great. 20 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,552 So what does a girl do for fun on the ship? 21 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,886 That's actually my department. 22 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,055 I'm the purser, Purser Smith. 23 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:19,931 I'm also the fun director. 24 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:22,016 Well, we're on the Aloha Deck. 25 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,853 Um, is that near the purser's office? 26 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:25,645 If not, I'll move it. 27 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:26,855 [laughter] 28 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,774 Susie, I think it's time we got settled in our cabin. 29 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,234 I'll see you both on the cruise. 30 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:31,651 - Yeah, we'll be here. - OK. 31 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,236 Thank you. 32 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,028 Bye. 33 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,786 Uh, darling? 34 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,288 Darling, I really think I should warn you. 35 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,455 Isn't he cute? 36 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,915 Yes, he's cute. 37 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,626 But you also thought your first husband was cute. 38 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:52,505 And he wasn't so cute in court, was he? 39 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,882 Yeah Mom, I guess you're right. 40 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,091 You know Susie, you've just come 41 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:58,761 through a very messy divorce, and I don't 42 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,597 want you to get hurt again. 43 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:05,643 So let's, uh-- let's keep a low profile with men, OK? 44 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,102 OK, Mom. 45 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,186 I'll promise. 46 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:15,778 Welcome aboard. 47 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:16,613 - Hello. - Hi. 48 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,364 Hello. 49 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:18,823 You are? 50 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,618 I'm Mr., um-- 51 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,871 I'm Mr. Blatnick, Lyle Blatnick. 52 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,581 Ah, the honeymoon couple. 53 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:27,123 We've been expecting you. 54 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,458 Honeymoon couple? 55 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,168 Oh! 56 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,210 Oh right, sure. 57 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,670 So congratulations. 58 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,006 We always try to make honeymoons extra special. 59 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,215 Of course, naturally. 60 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,133 So do I. 61 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,136 So where's the blushing bride? 62 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,471 Oh, uh, probably out blushing. 63 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,806 [laughter] 64 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,390 Excuse me. 65 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:44,974 Uh, where do I check in? 66 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,143 I'm Barbara Blatnick. 67 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:49,103 Oh, speak of the devil. 68 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,480 Uh, what my daughter means, Mrs. Blatnick, 69 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,981 is that we hope that you and your groom 70 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,483 have a wonderful honeymoon. 71 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,651 My groom? 72 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,486 Well, I hardly recognized you either without the veil. 73 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,780 [laughter] 74 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,657 Vicki, why don't you show Mr. and Mrs. Bratnick 75 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,616 to the honeymoon suites? 76 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,784 Sure, I'd love to. 77 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,911 And after that, you're on your own. 78 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,204 Now wait a minute-- 79 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,622 Oh, isn't that typical? 80 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:08,665 The nervous bride. 81 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,999 After you. 82 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:10,792 Bye-bye. 83 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:18,466 There he is, the one taking the picture. 84 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:19,008 Thank you very much. 85 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,885 Enjoy your cruise. 86 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,012 What do you think? 87 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,932 Ah, he don't look like much to me. 88 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,772 Ace? 89 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,524 ACE: Donna! Ha! 90 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,358 Donna Dresen! 91 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:35,692 I don't bel-- Oh! 92 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,402 Oh! 93 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,194 Sorry. 94 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,028 That's, uh-- that's OK. 95 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,863 You rarely change, Donna. 96 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,740 Oh yes I have. 97 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,034 It's not Dresen anymore, it's Braddock. 98 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,328 This is my husband, Gus. 99 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:47,996 Gus, this is Ace Evans. 100 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,914 Gus, nice to to meet you. 101 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:50,832 Oh! 102 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,208 [laughter] 103 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,001 Kinda puny grip. 104 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,794 [laughter] 105 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,713 Uh, Gus and his brothers are in the moving business. 106 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,673 I can see that. 107 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,717 You just moved a few bones in my hand. 108 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,969 Whoa. 109 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,930 Uh, this is Adam Bricker, the ship's doctor. 110 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,849 Uh, Isaac does all my handshaking. 111 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,435 Ah, this is Isaac Washington, chief barman. 112 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,563 Oh, I-- I need all my fingers for my work. 113 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,564 This here is, uh-- 114 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,857 I'm Kim Carlisle, the sports director. 115 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,192 I'll try one. 116 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:22,572 [laughter] 117 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,908 I, uh-- I kinda took it easy. 118 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,410 Yeah, me too. 119 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,746 Gee Donna, this really is a terrific surprise 120 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,622 seeing you here. 121 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,207 Oh, well it's not a surprise to us. 122 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,667 We came aboard specifically to see you. 123 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,419 Me? 124 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,545 GUS: Yeah. 125 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,506 We'd kinda like you to do us a favor. 126 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,591 Oh? 127 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,967 We'll tell you about it later. 128 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,010 Come on. 129 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,094 See you later, Ace! 130 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,138 OK. 131 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:50,558 I wonder what kind of favor they want from me. 132 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:51,392 Do me a favor, Ace. 133 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,060 Sure. 134 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,812 Whatever it is, say yes. 135 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,481 LYLE BLATNICK: That seems to be the story. 136 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,815 We're all in the same travel club, 137 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:58,900 and the Blatnicks were obviously going on this cruise 138 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,194 for their honeymoon. 139 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:04,447 And-- and they must have broken up, so he sold his ticket to me 140 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,032 and she sold hers to you. 141 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,284 So that's why I got the ticket so cheap. 142 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,953 Yeah, same with me. 143 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,414 Well, what do we do now? 144 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,999 I-- I hardly know you. 145 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,834 I can't stay here, it wouldn't be right. 146 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,294 Well why not? 147 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,004 We're on our honeymoon. 148 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,756 That's funny. 149 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,133 Look, we can still enjoy the cruise separately. 150 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,427 You go your way, I'll go mine. 151 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,220 Nobody has to know. 152 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,680 OK? 153 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,934 Well, all right. 154 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,477 What? 155 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,812 - What? - What is this? 156 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,063 You always keep a quarter in your ear? 157 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,731 [laughter] Yeah? 158 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:39,690 Oh you like that, eh? - That's cute. 159 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,525 Well, thanks. 160 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,651 So are you. 161 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,653 [knocking] 162 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,154 Who is it? 163 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,656 ISAAC: Isaac Washington, your chief barman. 164 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,162 Ah! 165 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,456 To the newlyweds, compliments of the cruise line. 166 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,749 And don't worry, I'm out of here. 167 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,166 Well-- 168 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,668 [laughter] 169 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,335 Well, we-- we can't accept this. 170 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,170 We've got to send it back. 171 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,005 What, and get us thrown off the ship-- 172 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,507 Mrs. Blatnick? 173 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,341 Oh. 174 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,134 OK. 175 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,930 Pop your cork, Mr. Blatnick. 176 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,515 [laughter] 177 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,517 [horn blowing] 178 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,519 [music playing] 179 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,073 Uh, excuse me, ladies. 180 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,617 Can I take a picture please? Here we go. 181 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,576 Big smiles. 182 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,619 That's it. 183 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:15,578 Great. 184 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,329 Ah. 185 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:17,455 [laughter] 186 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,039 Well, thank you. 187 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,832 Enjoy your cruise. 188 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,172 Ace! 189 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:28,090 Come on over. 190 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,342 Sit there. 191 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,092 Whoops. 192 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,302 Whoops. 193 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,511 I remember. 194 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:32,929 Used to be your favorite word. 195 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,598 [laughter] 196 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,268 Do you remember what a great time 197 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,896 we used to have in your dad's luncheonette after school? 198 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:47,443 Oh, I had such a big crush on you then. 199 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:49,695 That was a long time ago, honey. 200 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,780 So fill me in, huh? 201 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:51,572 What's been happening? 202 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,949 Well, nothing real exciting-- 203 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,242 till last year. 204 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,285 That's when Gus and I got married. 205 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,788 You've got a great gal there, Gus. 206 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,707 Yeah. 207 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,292 Let's arm wrestle. 208 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:03,960 Hm? 209 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:04,502 Oh, go ahead Ace. 210 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,962 It's Gus's hobby. 211 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,046 Oh. 212 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,381 That must be a fun hobby, especially 213 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,758 when you're home by yourself. 214 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:11,676 [laughter] 215 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,054 - Set? - Yeah. 216 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:15,471 Go. 217 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,640 [laughter] 218 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,059 That was fun. 219 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,061 [laughter] 220 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,563 [whimpering] 221 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,442 [music playing] 222 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,490 Mother and daughter. 223 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,491 Beautiful. 224 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:36,200 Oh. 225 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,410 It's you, Gopher. 226 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,160 Please sit down. 227 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,161 Thank you. 228 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,329 We were just feeling lonely. 229 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,415 Oh, well that happens to be on my duty roster also. 230 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,459 I'm in charge of loneliness on the ship. 231 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,378 So how about having dinner with me tonight? 232 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,672 Oh, I'd love it! 233 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,965 Susie. 234 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,760 Don't think me rude, but Susie's just gone through a divorce. 235 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,931 And we took this cruise so we could spend some time together. 236 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,349 I mean, I-- I hope you'll understand. 237 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,642 Of course I understand. 238 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,436 But I thought that the three of us would have dinner tonight-- 239 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:07,523 and Mr. Henshaw if he's on board. 240 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,316 Well, I've been a widow for some time. 241 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,401 SUSIE: Come on mama, let's go. 242 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,028 We'll have a good time. 243 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,404 [sighing] 244 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,155 8 o'clock? 245 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:14,905 Oh, that's perfect. 246 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:15,906 All right. 247 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,241 Well, all right. 248 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,955 He is so polite. 249 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,207 So was your ex-husband. 250 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,001 Mr. Blatnick? 251 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,544 I'd like to invite you and Mrs. Blatnick 252 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,338 to join me at my table for dinner tonight. 253 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,298 We have a special surprise for you newlyweds. 254 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,424 Well, thank you. 255 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,633 Thanks. 256 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,469 This-- this cruise is just one surprise after another. 257 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,596 - Well, we'll see you at 8:00. - Right. 258 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:39,430 Thank you. - Goodbye. 259 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:58,074 Being your husband is really cramping my style. 260 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,076 Well, we'll soon be in Mexico and we 261 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:00,493 can get a quickie divorce. 262 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,827 [laughter] 263 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,747 Cute. 264 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,166 [music playing] 265 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:11,629 KIM CARLISLE: Three, four. 266 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:16,675 And one, two, three, four. 267 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,261 Up two, three, four. 268 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,557 One, two, three, four. 269 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:30,648 Go up two, three, four, five, six, seven. 270 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:40,533 Go down and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 271 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,784 Take a break. 272 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,618 All right. 273 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,373 Watch out for that wet spot, hon. 274 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,124 Ho! 275 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:48,833 [laughter] 276 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,336 Hi. 277 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,671 How's it going? 278 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,173 Great, until now. 279 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,383 I, uh-- 280 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,050 I wanna try something new with you. 281 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,844 Ha. 282 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,554 Look, my hand and my arm are just 283 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,180 getting back to normal, OK? 284 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,891 Nah, it's got something to do with your mind. 285 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,810 Oh no, don't hurt my mind. 286 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,019 [laughter] 287 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,813 It's just a riddle, Ace. 288 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,564 Oh? 289 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,985 OK. 290 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,612 Now, if an electric train is moving east at 50 miles an hour 291 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,366 and the wind's blowing south at 40, which way does the smoke 292 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,159 go? 293 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,914 There's no smoke from an electric train. 294 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,665 Yes! 295 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,667 He got it right! 296 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,918 Yeah. 297 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,004 Probably just a lucky guess. 298 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,046 [laughter] 299 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:36,505 Let's go. 300 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,049 [music playing] 301 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,557 Find out what they want yet? 302 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,683 No, not yet. 303 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,393 But whatever it is, I think I flunked the physical. 304 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,312 But I passed the logic. 305 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,272 [laughter] 306 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,940 [music playing] 307 00:12:58,986 --> 00:12:59,904 [knocking] 308 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,827 Thank you. 309 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,371 Should I have tipped him? 310 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,249 These must be from Gopher. 311 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,502 Then they must be trouble. 312 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,505 Here's the card, and it says they're from Gopher. 313 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,216 And it's for the two of us. 314 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,009 Oh no. 315 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:22,968 What? 316 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,053 Something wrong? 317 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,638 First he includes mother in dinner. 318 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:30,267 Then he includes mother in the roses. 319 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,019 You think he's trying to soften you up? 320 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,395 Trying to? 321 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,146 I think he already has. 322 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,899 [laughter] 323 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,949 [music playing] 324 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,993 WOMAN [ON PA]: Attention ladies and gentlemen. 325 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,955 Tonight is Chinese Night in the Coral dining room. 326 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,083 Join us for a tempting selection of delicacies 327 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,459 from the Far East. 328 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:55,960 And don't forget the fortune cookies. 329 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,257 Everything looks so inviting. 330 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,926 Hm. 331 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,637 Hey, uh, aren't yo gonna look at the menu? 332 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,680 Oh no, I know what I want. 333 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,559 Look at the menu. 334 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:16,438 And, uh, read this right here. 335 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:16,939 Gus? 336 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,274 It's OK, hon. 337 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,858 Can you read this? 338 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,113 Yes. 339 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,282 Moo goo gai pan. 340 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:26,740 Are you sure? 341 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,617 Yes, I'm sure. 342 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,910 And my hearing is perfect too. 343 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,869 [laughter] 344 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,209 All right, look, will you please tell me what this is all about? 345 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,129 Hm? 346 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:40,254 You'll find out tonight. 347 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,341 Well. 348 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,764 Well hello. 349 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,974 Well hello. 350 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,559 I'm glad you're already here. 351 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,643 Where's your mother? 352 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,562 She'll be down in a second. 353 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,147 Gopher, the flowers were perfect. 354 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:58,480 - No kidding? - Yes. 355 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,773 Mm-hmm. 356 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,482 You're winning her over. 357 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,402 I'm glad to hear that. 358 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,903 She's a little bit worried, though. 359 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,905 She feels that I'm desperate to meet a man. 360 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,744 Are you? 361 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,538 Well, I want to meet the right one. 362 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,081 And if he happens to be here on the cruise, 363 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,793 then I'm afraid that man, whoever he might be, 364 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,297 is gonna have to do his pursuing without my mother around. 365 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,549 If someone said your mother was not around, 366 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,842 someone was mistaken. 367 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,010 - Hi Mom. - Hi. 368 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,719 Good evening. 369 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:29,845 Good evening. 370 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,305 I think you should know I consider myself the most 371 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,724 fortunate of men tonight, dining with the two most 372 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,310 charming ladies on the ship. 373 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:36,727 Well thank you, kind sir. 374 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,020 Thank you. 375 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,480 And I thought that maybe later-- 376 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,230 do a little dancing. 377 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,400 I love it. 378 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,862 Mrs. Henshaw? 379 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,863 Oh! 380 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:48,614 Well, if I'm going to be your dancing partner, 381 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,991 why don't you call me Annette? 382 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:51,784 Annette. 383 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,086 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to offer 384 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,547 a toast to our newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Lyle Blatnick. 385 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,966 Hear-hear! 386 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,886 How long have you two been married? 387 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:11,679 Six days. 388 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,388 Six weeks. 389 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,263 [laughter] 390 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:13,681 Six weeks. 391 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,308 Six days. 392 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,518 Well, we-- we, uh-- 393 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,062 we met-- we met six weeks ago and we-- we got 394 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,063 married six days ago. 395 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,815 Yes, yes. 396 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,316 I guess we felt married from the moment we met. 397 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,610 [laughter] 398 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,569 That's beautiful. 399 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,904 But where did you meet? 400 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:29,655 Uh, San-- 401 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,572 - San-- - --Diego. 402 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,824 --Francisco. 403 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,325 [SINGING] Ah, yes, they remember it well. 404 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,244 [laughter] 405 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,580 Well actually, we met in San Francisco. 406 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,331 Fell in love in San Diego. 407 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,250 Right. 408 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,584 How sweet. 409 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,587 And here we are. 410 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,590 Well, we didn't know if you two had a big wedding, 411 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,550 so we thought you should have a big wedding cake. 412 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,467 Oh, how nice. 413 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,803 Thank you. 414 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:53,637 Hey! 415 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,141 They're not even married! 416 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,227 I saw this guy last week on a different cake with a redhead! 417 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,020 [laughter] 418 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,649 [music playing] 419 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,341 That's the guy that's driving Ace up the wall, Captain. 420 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,011 He wants something from Ace but he won't say what it is. 421 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,306 Well, couldn't Ace simply demand to know? 422 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,808 Have you ever shaken hands with Gus, sir? 423 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,768 No. 424 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,644 Believe me, it's much better this way. 425 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,229 [laughter] 426 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,356 So, uh, this guy's-- 427 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,067 he's OK? 428 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:49,818 Oh, yeah. 429 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,652 He's wonderful. 430 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:55,824 He's-- well, he's kind and caring, 431 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,744 and he's very sensitive too. 432 00:17:58,827 --> 00:17:59,453 OK. 433 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,788 I just wanted to make sure. 434 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:05,584 [cracking] 435 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,251 Sorry. 436 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,881 That's OK, I'm getting used to it. 437 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,009 But what I can't get used to is Gus testing me all the time. 438 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,677 Now why is he doing it? 439 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,512 Please trust me, Ace. 440 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263 You'll find out. 441 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,932 Mm. 442 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,143 And, uh, I know you've passed the test. 443 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,020 Oh, great. 444 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,021 I have all the answers. 445 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,356 Now I just need the questions. 446 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,273 [laughter] 447 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,817 [cracking] 448 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,402 Again? 449 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,195 Again. 450 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,160 [music playing] 451 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,335 OK. 452 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,295 We've, uh, had our dinner. 453 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,129 We had our dance. 454 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,966 And now we've had our little walk. 455 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,634 Now will you tell me what's on your mind? 456 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,427 Hm? 457 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,179 Gus? 458 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,306 Look Evans, I had to check you out, right? 459 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:06,228 You'll never make no moving man, but, uh, you'll do. 460 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,020 Thank you. 461 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:07,729 Thank you. 462 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,273 I'll do for what? 463 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:13,318 Ace, there are five Braddock brothers including Gus. 464 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,486 That's right. 465 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,030 And all my brothers got no less than six kids apiece. 466 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,991 DONNA: Gus and I have been married 467 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,118 for a year now, and, uh-- 468 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,539 And, uh, zilch. 469 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,665 Zilch? 470 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,624 Yeah, zilch. 471 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,083 Zip. 472 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,376 Numero none. 473 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:29,710 You know? 474 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,421 No kids. 475 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,550 And, uh, well, my family's starting to look at me like-- 476 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,801 you know. 477 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,471 The, uh, problem seems to, uh, lie with Gus. 478 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,475 So, uh, we decided on artificial insemination! 479 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,436 Oh. 480 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,147 Well, it seems like, um, a-- a good idea. 481 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,274 Oh, we wanted everything to be right, 482 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,775 the perfect person to be the donor. 483 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,195 So I recommended you. 484 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,739 [laughter] 485 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,366 [music playing] 486 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,704 Me? 487 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:09,124 Y-- you want me to-- 488 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,167 DONNA: Oh, yes. 489 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,793 We thought we'd all go to a hospital 490 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,338 where they do artificial insemination and then, uh-- 491 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,088 Me? 492 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,298 DONNA: Yes. 493 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:16,965 Oh, but don't worry, because at the hospital they, um-- 494 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,884 They-- GUS: Yeah, right. 495 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,135 It doesn't take that long. 496 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:20,510 And then after we're done, we, uh-- 497 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,221 We? 498 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,891 No, we have a beautiful child. 499 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:34,775 Uh-- gee, I, uh-- 500 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:35,817 I don't know what to say. 501 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,861 I mean, when most people ask for a favor, they-- 502 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:38,820 they want to borrow money. 503 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,488 Oh, no, no. 504 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,656 It's not money we're after. 505 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,700 Yeah, I know. 506 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,203 Oh, I know. 507 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,956 Look, why don't we talk about this tomorrow? 508 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,375 Well what's wrong with right now? 509 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,459 Not tonight. 510 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,253 I, uh-- I have a headache. 511 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,296 [laughter] 512 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,223 [music playing] 513 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,188 [chatter] 514 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,863 Lyle, do you mind if I ask you something personal? 515 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,699 Shoot. 516 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,325 Well, maybe I'm a romantic, but it just 517 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,868 seems that on your honeymoon, shouldn't 518 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,037 you be dancing with your wife? 519 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,918 [laughter] 520 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,509 Yeah, you're right. 521 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,137 Well, it's the lone honeymooner to the rescue. 522 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,722 [laughter] 523 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,933 Excuse me. 524 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,476 Excuse me. 525 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,644 Hi. 526 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,063 Excuse me, I-- I am the lady's husband. 527 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,857 [laughter] 528 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,941 Thank you. 529 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,901 It's the least the groom could do. 530 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,903 It's hard to dance with a man who has six hands. 531 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,363 [laughter] 532 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,199 It looks like we're stuck together again, Mrs. Blatnick. 533 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,326 Well, lead the way, Mr. Blatnick. 534 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,246 OK. 535 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,290 [music playing] 536 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:19,129 Yes. 537 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,630 Oh! 538 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,591 Look at those stars. 539 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,426 It's a lovely night. 540 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,093 Very romantic. 541 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,346 But a little chilly for me. 542 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,430 I'm gonna go get a sweater. 543 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,306 Mama, do you want one? 544 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,265 No thank you, dear. 545 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,975 Now, you keep a close eye on Gopher. 546 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,770 I don't want him falling overboard. 547 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,771 I'll be right back. 548 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:43,779 She's a wonderful girl. 549 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,114 Yes. 550 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,325 Gopher, do me me a favor. 551 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,367 What? 552 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,078 Go easy on Susie. 553 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,913 She wants to fall in love so quickly, 554 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,665 and I'm afraid she finds you terribly attractive. 555 00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:00,045 Did she say that? 556 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,838 Oh, she didn't have to. 557 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,882 [music playing] 558 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:14,851 That was fun. 559 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,269 I had a good time this evening. 560 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,646 Same here. Same here. 561 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439 I haven't spent much time with a girl like you. 562 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,273 Oh? 563 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,691 Well, a woman like you. 564 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,652 Oh, thank you. 565 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,486 You're lovely. 566 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,530 Thank you. 567 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:27,239 What are you doing? 568 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,491 Getting undressed for bed. 569 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,784 Now wait a minute. 570 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:31,952 Pretending to be married is one thing, 571 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,621 but spending the night in the same room is another. 572 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,872 So what am I supposed to do, sleep out on deck? 573 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:40,001 Well, one of us has to. 574 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,128 I tell you what. 575 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,631 We will let the cards decide. 576 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,340 All right? 577 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,258 Highest card wins. 578 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,050 You're putting me on. 579 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:47,801 No, no. 580 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,052 I'm serious. 581 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,762 Now, if I win, then we both get to stay here. 582 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,013 And if I win? 583 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,390 Well, then I find someplace else to sleep. 584 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,100 Go ahead. - Oh, that sounds fair. 585 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,935 OK. 586 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,937 [music playing] 587 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,401 [laughter] 588 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:05,902 OK. 589 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,989 You can stay. 590 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,490 But you get the couch. 591 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,491 [laughter] 592 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,370 Oh. 593 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,163 How nice. 594 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,874 Yes. 595 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,251 Let's see if this fits here. 596 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,211 [laughter] 597 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:29,050 Oh, by the way, uh, sometimes I walk in my sleep. 598 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,051 Oh, that's OK. 599 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,136 I sometimes kick in mine. 600 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,137 [laughter] 601 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,806 And then it took me about another five years 602 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:35,849 to make purser. 603 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,727 So I figure then I'll probably make captain 604 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,271 by the time I'm, oh, 89? 605 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,023 [laughter] 606 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,065 - Thank you. - You bet. 607 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:44,608 Goodnight. 608 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,817 Goodnight, Mama. 609 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:46,234 Goodnight, darling. 610 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,694 Goodnight. 611 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,154 Now not too late, you two. 612 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:49,905 Yes, Mom. 613 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,740 [laughter] 614 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,536 So, um, how about a little night cap? 615 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,830 Oh, it's getting a little late, I think. 616 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,873 I know. 617 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,750 You don't want to upset my mama. 618 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,752 That's right, yeah. 619 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,502 Goodnight. 620 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,927 I'll see you tomorrow, OK? 621 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,720 Until tomorrow. 622 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,596 Yes ma'am. 623 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,639 [music playing] 624 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:37,786 Gopher. 625 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,162 Is something wrong? 626 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,121 No, no. 627 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,082 I just wanted you to know that I'm not 628 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,126 going to put the rush on Susie. 629 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,628 Thank you. 630 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,297 I really appreciate that. 631 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,299 [music playing] 632 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,680 Because it's you I'm crazy about. 633 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,657 [music playing] 634 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,173 - Oh! - What? 635 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,009 What happened? What? 636 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,093 What happened? 637 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,136 You happened, that's what happened! 638 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,888 What are you doing in my bed? 639 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,100 Well, it's our cabin, so I guess it's our bed. 640 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,145 Yeah, but as of last night it was my bed, it was your couch. 641 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,689 It was cold there. 642 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,691 And you were so warm. 643 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,069 You, uh-- you looked so warm. 644 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,195 Actually, you were so warm. 645 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,488 I snuck a hug. 646 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,531 Just a small one. 647 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,240 Oh? 648 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,492 Just to take the chill away. 649 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:04,372 Well, um, if your body temperature is back to normal, 650 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,498 why don't we go have breakfast? 651 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,416 I hear it's nice. 652 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,709 They serve it out on deck. 653 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:08,585 Oh, no. 654 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,336 No? 655 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,962 No, you can't go out on deck. 656 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,005 Why? 657 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:13,131 Well, there's a terrible storm. 658 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,216 [laughter] 659 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,052 I don't hear any thunder. 660 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,721 Well sure. 661 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:20,597 Listen to my heart. 662 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,148 You hear anything? 663 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,358 Yes. 664 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,069 And I think it's my own heart that I hear. 665 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,154 [music playing] 666 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,915 Sometimes it storms indoors. 667 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:47,874 Yeah? 668 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:47,999 Oh, yeah. 669 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,345 WOMAN [ON PA]: May I have your attention, please? 670 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,930 This morning's breakfast buffet is now 671 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,473 being served on the Lido Deck. 672 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:08,937 Well, there you are. 673 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:09,562 Good morning. 674 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,898 Good morning, darling. 675 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,941 I got up a little early. 676 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:13,942 I didn't want to wake you. 677 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:14,859 Did you sleep all right? 678 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,610 Oh, fair. 679 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,070 I had a few things on my mind. 680 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,948 Well, I hope you weren't worried about Gopher and me. 681 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,116 Gopher and you? 682 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:22,117 Honestly, no. 683 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,326 GOPHER: Morning, ladies. 684 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,452 Good morning. 685 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,080 I thought maybe after breakfast I might give you 686 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,457 both a little tour of the ship. 687 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,127 Well Susie, why don't-- why don't you go along with Gopher? 688 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,086 OK. 689 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,045 Come on, let's go. 690 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,630 Uh, Annette, don't you want to go too? 691 00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:36,423 She said she didn't. 692 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,674 We can go. 693 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,260 She's finally giving us her blessing. 694 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,053 We don't need to look for trouble. 695 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,097 [music playing] 696 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,988 Artificial insemination? 697 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,281 Yeah. 698 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,907 That's what Ace told me. 699 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,244 And they want him to be the donor. 700 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:09,164 Boy, when those people ask for a favor, they don't kid around. 701 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,415 Yeah. 702 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,459 He said he was up all night thinking about it. 703 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,919 But he hasn't decided. 704 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,172 Oh, poor guy. 705 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,549 Look at him. 706 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,718 He hasn't even touched his breakfast. 707 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:25,013 I think he's having morning sickness. 708 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:25,972 [laughter] 709 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,185 Aren't you gonna eat, Ace? 710 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,896 Uh, yeah. 711 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:33,646 Yep. 712 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,147 Uh, butter? 713 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,274 Ah, yes. 714 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,025 Thank you. 715 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,571 How about some syrup? 716 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:42,989 Yes, thank you. 717 00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:49,245 But it's no thank you on the artificial insemination. 718 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,371 Oh. 719 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,706 Look, I'd like to do a favor for you, 720 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,291 but this isn't like rotating your tires. 721 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,293 [laughter] 722 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,545 We were hoping-- 723 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,379 ACE: Look, I like you. 724 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,130 Even you, Gus. 725 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,674 [laughter] 726 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:02,967 I think. 727 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:06,346 But when it-- when it comes to fatherhood, this isn't anything 728 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:07,430 I've ever thought of before. 729 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,933 You think it was easy for me to ask you, Evans? 730 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:14,187 I mean, knowing Gus Braddock hasn't got what it takes. 731 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,563 Gus, you're wonderful. 732 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,858 It really isn't that important. 733 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,361 GUS: Yeah, it is important having kids. 734 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:23,238 I love kids. 735 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,032 I want kids. 736 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,576 I had to bend some to consider you, Evans. 737 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,913 But Donna thought over all the guys she grew up with 738 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,414 and decided it had to be you. 739 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,795 Ah, forget it. 740 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,797 [music playing] 741 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,259 I'm sorry. 742 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,386 I'm sorry, Donna. 743 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,679 No, it's not your fault, Ace. 744 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:53,434 It's nobody's fault. It's just-- 745 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,185 sad. 746 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,947 - Hey. - Hm? 747 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,698 You awake? 748 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,615 Mm-hmm. 749 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,285 Let's go eat breakfast. 750 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,787 Better make that lunch. 751 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,998 How about just staying here and getting to know each other? 752 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,083 I thought we got to know each other pretty well this morning. 753 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,793 Come on. 754 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:20,837 I'm starved. 755 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,796 OK, whatever you say. 756 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,976 [music playing] 757 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:35,935 [laughter] 758 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:43,151 You-- you fraud! 759 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,361 You singles bar reject! 760 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,487 You tricked me last night. 761 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,447 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 762 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,324 Let me explain. 763 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,658 You know, I thought you were special. 764 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,535 I thought we were special. 765 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:56,080 But now I see you're just another guy with a good line 766 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:58,374 with his hormones in overdrive. 767 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,002 Barbara, will you please listen to me? 768 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,253 BARBARA: I feel like a fool. 769 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,631 "Sometimes it storms indoors." 770 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,885 Well, you can turn off the charm. 771 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:09,677 You scored. 772 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,638 [music playing] 773 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:21,314 Oh, you had a change of heart. 774 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,149 Yes. 775 00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:23,691 You cheated, you leave. 776 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,360 No, no. No, Barb-- 777 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,110 Yes. 778 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:26,527 Bye! 779 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,696 [laughter] 780 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,697 Hey, Barbara. 781 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,657 Barbara? 782 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,700 Don't Barbara me. 783 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,660 B-- 784 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,703 [laughter] 785 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,254 Purser. 786 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,715 Purser? 787 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:48,466 Purser? 788 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:50,385 [laughter] 789 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,345 [music playing] 790 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,057 CAPTAIN STUBING [ON PA]: Bienvenidos, 791 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,058 ladies and gentlemen. 792 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,394 Welcome to fabulous Puerto Vallarta, the fun 793 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,062 capital of the Mexican Riviera. 794 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,523 Glittering beaches, colorful shops, and tantalizing 795 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:06,234 seafood dishes await you. 796 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,902 Have a wonderful day. 797 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:09,904 [music playing] 798 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,916 Gus? 799 00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:24,502 We've talked about adopting. 800 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,380 We don't have to have our own. 801 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:28,840 Yes we do, doll. 802 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:32,593 In my family, you get married, you take a two-week honeymoon, 803 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,846 and then if your wife doesn't give you a baby in nine months, 804 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:35,930 they buy you sequin pumps. 805 00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:37,557 [laughter] 806 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:42,103 Well, then let me talk to Ace again. 807 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,604 I'm sure I can convince him. 808 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,274 Well, why is he so important? 809 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,109 Well, if you can't be the father, 810 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,361 I think Ace would be perfect. 811 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,156 Yeah, maybe too perfect. 812 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:55,783 Gus! 813 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,577 OK. 814 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,705 But who gets the neck tie on Father's Day? 815 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,624 Oh. 816 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,626 [music playing] 817 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:08,671 Oh, it's gonna be a beautiful day. 818 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,174 One for the books. 819 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:11,883 Honeymooners. 820 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,843 Oh, your wife went that way. 821 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:14,594 Thanks. 822 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:15,303 Sweetheart? 823 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,471 [laughter] 824 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,974 Oh, they're so in love. 825 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,809 Will you give me a chance to explain? 826 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,769 Why should I? 827 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,103 You tricked me. 828 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,688 Guilty, but with extenuating circumstances. 829 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:28,024 Well I'm not interested. 830 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,150 All right, look. 831 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,319 Fate got us into the same room together, 832 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,653 now why not let fate decide? 833 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:33,696 - Fine. - All right? 834 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,989 OK. 835 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:35,490 Now heads you let me explain, tails you don't. 836 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:36,282 Mm-hmm. 837 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,788 Just as I thought, two heads. 838 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,831 [laughter] 839 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:48,669 Annette! 840 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,046 Wait! 841 00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,840 Gopher please, I'm on my way to town. 842 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,842 Just wait a minute, OK? 843 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:55,718 Where's Susie? 844 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:56,844 She's getting a manicure. 845 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,471 I told her I had an appointment with the captain. 846 00:34:58,554 --> 00:34:59,680 Ah, then you don't want to be late. 847 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,682 Wait a minute. 848 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,476 I said that because it was an excuse. 849 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:04,185 I wanted to see you. 850 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:11,651 Annette, I think I'm falling in love with you. 851 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,694 Oh, but you can't be. 852 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,320 It's impossible. 853 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,947 It is not impossible. 854 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,199 You are lovely and I want to be with you constantly. 855 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,369 And I think that you want to be with me. 856 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,663 Oh Gopher, I like you as a friend, 857 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,249 but I'm not looking for a lover. 858 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,376 Is this about our ages? 859 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,836 Well, you are a few years my junior. 860 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,462 Oh Annette, come on. 861 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:35,132 These days an older woman and a younger man-- that's accepted. 862 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,718 I am not about to head into a serious relationship 863 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,388 simply because it's fashionable. 864 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,223 But then what is it? 865 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,725 Well, for one thing, Susie has a tremendous crush on you. 866 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,980 And I am not about to steal a man away from my own daughter. 867 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,940 I see. 868 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,442 I thought you would. 869 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:54,193 That's good, Annette. 870 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,487 That makes perfect sense. 871 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,780 But what about us? 872 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,950 Whether you admit it or not, we have feelings for each other, 873 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,952 and we should at least explore what they are! 874 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:03,369 Now that makes perfect sense to me! 875 00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:13,796 Purser Smith, my answer is final. 876 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,757 No. 877 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,301 No. 878 00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,343 [music playing] 879 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,564 [music playing] 880 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,116 Need a shoulder? 881 00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:45,745 He's arrogant, superficial, and devious. 882 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,623 That calls for three shoulders. 883 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,625 In spite of all that, I bet you still love him. 884 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,918 Yes. 885 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:55,296 The problem is, when he wants to explain why he tricks me, 886 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,256 he uses another trick. 887 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,799 He doesn't need me. 888 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,468 He needs a magician's assistant. 889 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,303 CAPTAIN STUBING: But he does want to explain. 890 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:03,012 Even if it is a trick, I'm sure he's 891 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:06,515 doing it with good intentions. 892 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:09,852 But I don't know if he has any good intentions. 893 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,812 You'll never know unless you give him a chance. 894 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,856 [music playing] 895 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,368 [chatter] 896 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:30,748 Goph! 897 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:31,832 Hi, Doc. 898 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,001 All this moonlight and alone? 899 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,545 I thought you had a girl. 900 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,422 Seem to have two. 901 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,007 Whoops. 902 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,842 Double oops. 903 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:47,682 Well, take it from a man who's lived, loved, lost, learned-- 904 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,184 maybe-- and paid a lot of alimony-- 905 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:55,022 level with both of them and let the chips fall where they may. 906 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,399 Tell the truth? 907 00:37:56,482 --> 00:38:01,654 As an expert on falling chips, yeah. 908 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,114 - Gopher. - Hi. 909 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:04,198 I haven't seen you all day. 910 00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,366 Yeah. 911 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,909 You must have spent a lot of time with the captain. 912 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,452 Yes. 913 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,705 No. 914 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:11,956 I didn't spend any time with the captain. 915 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,583 I didn't even speak to him. 916 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,877 What? 917 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:21,882 Susie, I think you're a terrific girl, 918 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,759 and I hope that we can still be-- 919 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:24,552 Friends. 920 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:28,889 I'm in love with another woman. 921 00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:31,976 Oh. 922 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:35,938 Well, who's the lucky lady? 923 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,733 [door opening and closing] 924 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:40,735 Susie? 925 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,486 Hi darling. 926 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:42,903 You're back early. 927 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:43,904 Yes I am. 928 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,031 Did you find Gopher? 929 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,908 Oh, I found him all right. 930 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,203 But it looks like you found him first. 931 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:52,705 Darling, what is it? 932 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,873 Oh, as if you didn't know. 933 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:56,417 Mama, don't lie to me. 934 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,377 At least Gopher-- he had the decency 935 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,879 to be honest about you and him. 936 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:05,092 What did he tell you? 937 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,928 You know, it all makes sense now. 938 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:11,015 "Don't rush into anything too quickly" you kept telling me. 939 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,267 And never-- never allow me to be alone with him. 940 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:17,772 All because you wanted him all to yourself. 941 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,940 Darling, that's not true. 942 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,901 [music playing] 943 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,662 WOMAN [ON PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, 944 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,123 it's time to say adios to the palm-fringed beaches 945 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,291 of Puerto Vallarta. 946 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,044 May tropical night breezes speed us on our way home. 947 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,130 Next stop, Port of Los Angeles. 948 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,215 Have you seen Donna? 949 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,926 She was headed toward Ace's cabin. 950 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,928 How long ago was that? 951 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,429 Hours ago. 952 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:55,351 That's how long I've been looking for her. 953 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,728 Isn't that the guy that wanted a favor from Ace? 954 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:58,771 Yeah. 955 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,648 And by look on his face, it's Ace 956 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,441 who's gonna need the favor-- 957 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,484 from Doc. 958 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,485 [music playing] 959 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,823 [loud knocking] 960 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:09,657 GUS: Open up! 961 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:12,243 Yeah, just a sec. 962 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,537 Uh, come on in. 963 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,287 Oh. 964 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:16,122 Aha! 965 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,164 Just like I thought, stark naked! 966 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,999 No, I'm stark toweled. 967 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,084 I was just in the shower. 968 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:22,169 Where's Donna? 969 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,170 She's not here. 970 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,339 Yeah, she was on her way here hours ago. 971 00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:26,590 Well, she never arrived! 972 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:27,466 [laughter] 973 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,175 Yeah. 974 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,261 You expect me to believe that? 975 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:32,179 Yeah. 976 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,599 Yeah, I-- I do. 977 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,268 I know you're in here somewhere, Donna. 978 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,978 [laughter] 979 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,855 I figure she wants you to be the father of her child, 980 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,190 uh, first hand. 981 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,401 Gus, I mean, that's ridiculous. 982 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,193 Come on, Gus. 983 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,653 [faric tearing] 984 00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:52,867 She's not in there. 985 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,077 If you had asked me, I could have told you that. 986 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,079 [phone ringing] 987 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,458 [laughter] 988 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:06,255 Yeah? 989 00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,799 Ace here. 990 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,050 Oh. 991 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,093 You mean the guy from the wrecking company? 992 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,136 Yeah. 993 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,888 It's for you. 994 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,055 And listen, don't rip it out. 995 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,307 It's the only phone I've got. 996 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:17,057 Yeah? 997 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:17,892 Gus Braddock. 998 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:21,145 What? 999 00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,730 Where? 1000 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,148 The infirmary? 1001 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,233 I'll be right there. 1002 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,026 What's the matter? 1003 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:27,776 It's Donna. 1004 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,736 She's hurt. 1005 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,362 Well come on, let's go. 1006 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,238 I'm coming with you. 1007 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:34,909 Damn. 1008 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,785 [laughter] 1009 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,663 All right. 1010 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:40,581 Call it. 1011 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,416 Tails, you get a chance to explain. 1012 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,626 Heads, you don't. 1013 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,335 I can't win. 1014 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:45,502 That's a two-headed coin. 1015 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,253 No, no. 1016 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:46,921 Look. 1017 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,839 It's an ordinary quarter. 1018 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,382 Then you were being honest with me. 1019 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,217 Yes. 1020 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,802 So why don't you be honest with me? 1021 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:55,137 All right. 1022 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:58,390 I-- I used the rigged deck last night because I 1023 00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,725 was afraid of losing you. 1024 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:03,354 In my own strange, dishonest way, you're the first woman I-- 1025 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,189 I ever have been honest with. 1026 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,817 I don't follow you. 1027 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:11,946 I love you. 1028 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,114 Well, that's a lot easier. 1029 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,200 [music playing] 1030 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,797 GUS: Are you feeling OK, hon? 1031 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,465 Fine. 1032 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,133 I tripped on the deck. 1033 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,010 You know what a klutz I am. 1034 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,638 Uh, you didn't trip, Mrs. Braddock. 1035 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:38,806 You fainted. 1036 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:41,225 I ran some tests on you. 1037 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:44,061 You're pregnant. 1038 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:44,728 DONNA: Pregnant? 1039 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,771 GUS: Say that again, Doc. 1040 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:50,317 DR. BRICKER: Pregnant, as in expectant parents. 1041 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,819 We're gonna have a kid! 1042 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:53,153 Oh, a baby of our own! 1043 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,488 Isn't it wonderful? 1044 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:54,989 Oh, thank you, Doc. 1045 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:55,990 Don't thank me. 1046 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,866 Thank Gus. 1047 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,326 I'm just in charge of announcements. 1048 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,245 [laughter] 1049 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,122 [knocking] 1050 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,042 Uh, may I, uh, come in? 1051 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,837 Oh Ace, wait till you hear the great news. 1052 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,130 I'm gonna be a daddy. 1053 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:12,548 Congratulations. 1054 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,883 Oh, I guess you two don't need a donor now. 1055 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,010 Nah. 1056 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,554 We do just fine the old fashioned way. 1057 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,347 Well listen, if you do have a baby boy, you 1058 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,515 better name him after-- 1059 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:25,394 Gus. 1060 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:26,937 [laughter] 1061 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,606 [music playing] 1062 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:42,036 Oh Susie, darling. 1063 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,539 What happened with Gopher came as a total surprise to me. 1064 00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:48,667 I never gave him the least bit of encouragement. 1065 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,128 Oh honey, I was polite to him. 1066 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,297 I mean, that's all. 1067 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:56,091 Because I thought he liked you. 1068 00:43:56,175 --> 00:44:00,012 And most important, because you liked him. 1069 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,723 He said he was in love with you. 1070 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,476 Oh honey, that's the way he feels. 1071 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,311 I told him I didn't feel the same way. 1072 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,271 Didn't he tell you? 1073 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:11,315 No. 1074 00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:12,900 Actually, I really didn't give him the chance. 1075 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,156 But what you said about Gopher, is it true? 1076 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,287 You like him, don't you? 1077 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:28,415 Does that matter? 1078 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,377 And you were gonna let me have him. 1079 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:35,255 Oh honey, I'm not going to try to take him away 1080 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,174 if he meant that much to you. 1081 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:37,966 Oh mama. 1082 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:44,932 You know, maybe you have been worrying too much about me. 1083 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:47,726 And goodness knows, I've been so busy 1084 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:50,562 trying to put the right man in my life, that I have-- 1085 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,231 I have had blinders on. 1086 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,944 But what about the right man in your life? 1087 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:04,201 Well, I have to admit, I do find Gopher appealing. 1088 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:04,618 Right. 1089 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:06,787 [laughter] 1090 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,958 You're gonna have to excuse me. 1091 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:11,917 What is that saying, Mama? 1092 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,168 Uh, three's a crowd. 1093 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,631 Evening. 1094 00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:18,924 Hope I'm not interrupting anything. 1095 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:24,680 You've got quite a daughter there, you know that? 1096 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:25,431 No, wait a minute. 1097 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,391 No, I said that wrong. 1098 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,561 Um, Susie has quite a mother. 1099 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,693 I like the sound of that, Gopher. 1100 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:38,318 I truly do. 1101 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,071 [music playing] 1102 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,836 [music playing] 1103 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:04,511 Come see us again. 1104 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,429 - Bye-bye. - Goodbye. 1105 00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:06,138 So long. 1106 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,264 Thanks for sailing with us. 1107 00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:08,807 Thank you for a wonderful cruise. 1108 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,310 Now, you're the most unusual honeymooners we've ever had. 1109 00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:12,769 Yes. 1110 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,396 Well, I'm-- I'm real sorry about the little deception. 1111 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,606 We really should've told you right from the start. 1112 00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:18,650 Well, you paid for your tickets, 1113 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,651 whatever your names were. 1114 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:20,861 [laughter] 1115 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,780 But someone owes $86. 1116 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,491 Wedding cakes aren't cheap, you know. 1117 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,201 Don't worry, Isaac, we'll pay for it ourselves. 1118 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,535 And we really are gonna get married too. 1119 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,119 That's right. 1120 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,662 Well, congratulations. 1121 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:31,455 And don't worry about the newlywed stage, 1122 00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,332 you've been through it already. 1123 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,249 Yes. 1124 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:34,875 [laughter] - See you later. 1125 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,168 - Bye-bye. - So long. 1126 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:36,502 Take care. 1127 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,878 Bye. 1128 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:42,549 This has been an incredible experience for me. 1129 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,760 Well, it doesn't have to end, you know. 1130 00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:46,553 I plan to see a lot more of you. 1131 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,055 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1132 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,306 Mm-hmm. 1133 00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:50,933 And how often does this ship come to Kentucky? 1134 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,020 I'll speak to the captain. 1135 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:06,365 Goodbye Judy. 1136 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:07,157 Thank you so much. 1137 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:07,491 You're welcome. 1138 00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:08,951 Bye-bye. 1139 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:13,747 Bye-Bye 1140 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:14,748 Kentucky. 1141 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,708 [laughter] 1142 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:24,550 I am so glad everything worked out OK for you two. 1143 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:25,759 Oh, thanks. 1144 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:26,510 And thanks to all of you. 1145 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,469 Especially you, Doc. 1146 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:30,514 Oh, I'm glad I could help. 1147 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,015 And when that baby does arrive, don't 1148 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,433 forget to send me a cigar. 1149 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,143 Hey, the way they grow kids in my family, 1150 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,062 I'll send you a whole truckload. 1151 00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,480 Sorry for all the trouble we put you through, Ace. 1152 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,857 Oh hey, it was no problem. 1153 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,776 And listen, if you two ever want a favor again, 1154 00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:43,819 don't call me, OK? 1155 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:44,528 [laughter] 1156 00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:45,445 You've got a deal. 1157 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,697 All right. 1158 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:47,948 [laughter] 1159 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,366 [music playing] 1160 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,044 [music playing]